#WeNeedDiverseBooks

Interviews

Writing with a broken tusk
TheHappyNappyBookseller
Kirkus Reviews
Cynsations
Angelic Muse
JeanBookNerd

Reviews

Kirkus Reviews
School Library Journal
Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books
Intergalactic Academy
SF Signal
Speculating on SpecFic

 

 

The Tankborn Trilogy

   

Brilliant, Brilliant I Tell You

MARCH 26, 2017

This has been a creative morning. As I struggled to drag myself into wakefulness, hitting the snooze button for the second time, an absolutely brilliant, foolproof idea burst full flower in my mind. I’m sure I can trust all of you not to steal it for yourselves and make gazillions of dollars from this lucrative concept before I can.

So here it is: when you hit the snooze button on a clock (any clock–old school clock-radios, fancy watches, smartphones), you not only get 10 extra minutes of sleep, but time moves backward that same amount. In other words, you don’t lose time by sleeping in. In fact, “sleeping in” will no longer be a thing. We’ll call it “time restoration” or “time recycling” or some such. You’ll never be late for work again.

Now that I’ve come up with the idea, I’m sure physicists, mechanical engineers, and Time Lords alike will want in. They’ll pay me generous royalties once they figure out the trivial details of how to make this work. The big bucks will start rolling in.

I’m thinking there might be other applications for this idea. How about a reset of unpleasant experiences? Download the app “Time Restoration” onto your phone and select from a list of options like Bad Blind Date or Disastrous Election Result. You’ll never have to say “Well, there’s four years I’ll never get back” again.


Filed under: Books
 

Facebook Tankborn on Facebook